What is Phelp?
1.
1. In competition, to win by a large margin.
2. to phelp (someone): To leak an incriminating photo or video to the tabloids, often with bad consequences for the subject of the photo or video.
3. To attract public scrutiny for controversial behavior.
4. To make a mistake with very bad consequences; To lose everything.
5. To smoke large amounts of marijuana.
1. That team is so good, they always phelp the competition!
2. Did you see those pictures of Miley? She got phelped pretty bad.
4. Everything was going so well, then I totally phelped it up!
5. -Did you phelp last night?
-Yeah man, I was so high.
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2.
To win within the tightest margin possible.
Only computers can see you phelped that win.
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3.
to cough into a bong, shooting the weed and bongwater out the stem.
Michael phelped a huge bong hit onto the couch
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4.
To win within the tightest margin possible.
"Don't cut your nails, because you just might phelp that win."
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5.
Verb: To
Jake: Dude, did you see the Olympics?
Kelly: Yeah, the American swimming team just phelped the competition.
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6.
(n) Marijuana
(v) To consume marijuana
Let's get phelped tonight.
Can I get some phelp?
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7.
as a verb, to completely scramble the intended message of anything in a jaw-droppingly stupid way. Usage: past tense: phelped, present tense: phelping
as a noun, one who performs the actions of the verb. Usage: to be a phelp. calling someone a phelper is also acceptable.
Rick: So I told Julie about the shooting at that nursery school where all those toddlers died and she phelped, saying it's because Eris and Pluto want her to color her hair Cheshire Cat Green even though The Flying Spaghetti Monster forbids colors other than Prego Red and Kraft Nuclear Orange after Samhain in the Fourth Dimension squared with a cherry on top.
Mickey Mouse: That's fucked up dude. She's a true phelp if there ever was one.
Freddy Krueger: I told you that bitch crazy, yo.
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