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a mobile phone or just some thing that you can call someone on, hell it could even be two cans on a piece of string
oi blud slap me the..
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A term started by the SMS to describe chicks they do not err approve of. Has since be mocked by bike-sexuals through out the years.
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Someone who, on a regular basis or not, felates a donkey.
(kwoz-woggler)
Don't mess with that bitch, she's a total quaswoggl..