Phelps Edit Meaning

1.

v. To take a huge rip out of a bong and kill the entire bowl, like one had gold medal lungs belonging to Michael Phelps.

Nobody likes it when some asshole phelps the first hit.

See burn, michael phelps, bong, bogart, blaze

2.

To "Phelps" a joint or bowl of marijuana is to finish it in under one minute. After finishing, the person who takes the final hit must declare "I told you guys... under a minute" This term stems from Michael Phelp's Rosetta Stone ad in which he completes the ad in under a minute and says the aforementioned quote. This is combined with the new information that Phelps is a raging potaholic.

We're late for the movie man! Phelps that shit! *59 seconds later* "I told you guys... under a minute."

See weed, pot, toke, marijuana, michael phelps, joint, bowl

3.

Smoking an entire, full bowl of marijuana in one hit.

That guy must be a swimmer because he just phelpsed that whole bowl!

I packed this bowl so fat, there's no way you can phelps it.

See phelps, swimming, bowl, marijuana, weed, ganja, bong

4.

The act of orally pleasing a woman in less than eight seconds.

Dude, I gave her the Phelps treatment...now she wants to marry me.

See spooge, come, cum, giz, blow

5.

v. Complete and utter dominance in your field. Derived from the monstrosity that is Michael Phelps, record Olympic medalist from the USA.

"Man, I totally Phelpsed that exam."

"I was so into that girl, I Phelpsed her ass up."

"Roddy hit like 2 homeruns and a triple. He totally Phelpsed the game."

See phelps, phelpsed, phelpsing, dominance, michael phelps, olympics, amazing

6.

The kicking of ass at any swimming event worldwide.

I will Phelps you at the relay race this afternoon.

See win, destroy, swim, felps, relay, olympics, sports

7.

Taking a picture of someone engaging in regretful acts and then publishing them.

"Don't Phelps me, Bro"

See phelps, news, smoking, pot, weed, drugs