What is Phelpsness?
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The scientific measurement to determine how much or how little a person, place, or thing is saturated with the influence or likeness of Michael Phelps, Olympic Swimmer, upcoming video game star, and dude who occasionally gets photographed smoking questionable substances out of a thick, clear tube.
"I'm most excited about it's Michael Phelpsness!"
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A person of Irish and Chilean descent who's diet consists of Miller, Jagermeister, and Winston's.
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A particularly hard rain storm. In other words, it's coming down so hard, it's as if a cow is pissing on a flat rock.
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