What is Phelpsness?
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The scientific measurement to determine how much or how little a person, place, or thing is saturated with the influence or likeness of Michael Phelps, Olympic Swimmer, upcoming video game star, and dude who occasionally gets photographed smoking questionable substances out of a thick, clear tube.
"I'm most excited about it's Michael Phelpsness!"
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Random Words:
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An awesome way to say microphone
hey man turn on your micromaphone so we can talks
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When a skank puts on an unnecessary amount of lipstick and sucks your dick while attempting to sing her favorite tunes.
Damn that bitch..
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A person who can be bought with quality alcoholic beverages.
Don't worry, she'll definitely sit down with you if you schedule..
