What is Phelpsness?
1.
The scientific measurement to determine how much or how little a person, place, or thing is saturated with the influence or likeness of Michael Phelps, Olympic Swimmer, upcoming video game star, and dude who occasionally gets photographed smoking questionable substances out of a thick, clear tube.
"I'm most excited about it's Michael Phelpsness!"
See
Random Words:
1.
When an afro-american stripper whom has felt your package tells your friends you have small balls.
Dave has tinkerballs.
the stripper ..
