Phelpsturbate

What is Phelpsturbate?

The act of obsessing over US swimmer Michael Phelps.

NBC really Phelpsturbated last night when they aired that segment described every inch of Michael Phelps' body. Disgusting.

See masturbation, obsession, michael phelps, swimming, nbc

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