Phelpsturbate

What is Phelpsturbate?

The act of obsessing over US swimmer Michael Phelps.

NBC really Phelpsturbated last night when they aired that segment described every inch of Michael Phelps' body. Disgusting.

See masturbation, obsession, michael phelps, swimming, nbc

Golfa

1. another spanish word for slut,whore,prostitue esa pinche golfa se cree...translation...that freakin whore swears! See slut, whore, ska..

Zero Time

1. After being caught masturbating, 'zero time' is the fraction of a second during which a person may simultaniously wipe themsel..

/sarcasm

1. A term used to show what you have just posted is to be read aloud in a sarcastic tone. Comes from javascript or whatever it's calle..

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