Phelpsturbate

What is Phelpsturbate?

The act of obsessing over US swimmer Michael Phelps.

NBC really Phelpsturbated last night when they aired that segment described every inch of Michael Phelps' body. Disgusting.

See masturbation, obsession, michael phelps, swimming, nbc

Blueninja

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Hoss Stand

1. 1. n. The scoring device in the sport of Hoss-Toss. The Hosser is bounced into the Hoss Stand to score a Hoss. The Hoss Stand is where..

Olde

1. (adj) old, used to ascribe an artificial nostalgic value to crap that nobody would otherwise consider purchasing The Old Junk Shop almo..

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