Phenomenal Dick

What is Phenomenal Dick?


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phe·nom·e·nal (dick)

1. The man or men, and in most cases married themselves, that bang your wife in a hotel that they allow her to pay for because they are too cheap and arrogant to pick up the bill, and then mostly spend their money on trips to Europe. Most often occurs when you are at work earning a living to pay the bills, or are at home taking care of the kids. After nailing her for two years or so, then tells people he has no emotional ties to her what-so-ever!

Ralph; Hey Jim! Look over there, remember that guy David, the one we call DJB, he is such a phenomenal dick!

Jim; Yeah, what a waste of perfectly good oxygen! Who's the gullible whore he's at lunch with today?

See piece of shit, ass pimple


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