What is Phert?
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The release of gas from the anus. Often times this type of release of pressure is followed by laughing due to it's high pitched sound.
"Phert," says Javi's butthole after a wonderful taco dinner.
Mmmm, that salsa was delicious, "phert"
Think Harry's diherrea scene in Dumb and Dumber.
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A mad run and/or sprint to the bathroom before your bladder explodes.
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the muscle-y cut lines on a man's physique, separating the torso from the hip/ thigh region.
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