What is Phert?
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The release of gas from the anus. Often times this type of release of pressure is followed by laughing due to it's high pitched sound.
"Phert," says Javi's butthole after a wonderful taco dinner.
Mmmm, that salsa was delicious, "phert"
Think Harry's diherrea scene in Dumb and Dumber.
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An antonym to snatch-it-mcgrab, ret-mcgrab means to return something to someone with a positive connotation.
Jack snatch-it-mcgrabbed m..
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When someone excretes fecal matter upon a partners chest for pleasure.
I gave this chick a bronze medal last night!
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What you get when you take it up the ass, whether male or female.
Dat nigga got a rectalectemy in prison.
Shut yo mouth, bitch, come h..