Phert

What is Phert?

The release of gas from the anus. Often times this type of release of pressure is followed by laughing due to it's high pitched sound.

"Phert," says Javi's butthole after a wonderful taco dinner.

Mmmm, that salsa was delicious, "phert"

Think Harry's diherrea scene in Dumb and Dumber.

See fart, poo, crap, stinker, toot

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