What is Phert?
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The release of gas from the anus. Often times this type of release of pressure is followed by laughing due to it's high pitched sound.
"Phert," says Javi's butthole after a wonderful taco dinner.
Mmmm, that salsa was delicious, "phert"
Think Harry's diherrea scene in Dumb and Dumber.
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To steal, borrow without ever returning or scury away with someone's lighter. Can be intentional, unintentional or second nature.
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The product of excessive friction of a questionable nature. This product is kin to mayonnaise in texture and color.
See mayonnaise
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