What is Phert?
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The release of gas from the anus. Often times this type of release of pressure is followed by laughing due to it's high pitched sound.
"Phert," says Javi's butthole after a wonderful taco dinner.
Mmmm, that salsa was delicious, "phert"
Think Harry's diherrea scene in Dumb and Dumber.
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An excessive amount of messages waiting for you when you log on to Twitter that you feel obligated to read.
I just got out of a long me..
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Guy with a tiny Knob!
"He was hung like a wasp, it was like throwing a nail into a cave"
See cock, baby dick, weiner..
