What is Phert?
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The release of gas from the anus. Often times this type of release of pressure is followed by laughing due to it's high pitched sound.
"Phert," says Javi's butthole after a wonderful taco dinner.
Mmmm, that salsa was delicious, "phert"
Think Harry's diherrea scene in Dumb and Dumber.
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Shit door. As in "anus". Stems from a submarines waterproof hatch.
Dude, my dookie hatch is leaking !
Holy shit!, look at th..
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jacking off
(only do when you are alone)
don't whip you dickm out here, go 3 logs down for that dammit.
See 3, logs, down, mastu..
