What is Pheterson?
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Terminology ,de popular in the late 2004-2005 timeline. It used to describe an overly obnoxious, nerd who uses google to look up such words as queef and douche. They tend todrive broke down bmw's with their names on the front liscense plate. Phetersons also tend to try and make smart comments like oh well ur mom. If u are to spot a pheterson, slap them in the face and call them anal pounder. Sidenote A: Girls that Phetersons date will promptly become lesbians.
To use pheterson in a sentence: God u faget why dont u get a nosejob u pheterson piece of jew.
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Someone who is such a complete loser, they use the internet in order to make themselves feel important.
Person A: Hey! I made a website with my name on it!
Person B: Who cares loser? You are such a freaking pheterson.
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Name used to describe the most homosexual person you know. Anyone you know who is really gay, call them Pheterson.
Incrediby Gay Person A: Hey Mr. (Incredibly Gay Old Man), how would you like to pulverize my virgin ass.
Incredibly Gay Old Man: Oh my god you're such a pheterson, I want you so bad.
