What is Phfatty?
Something fat, but phat.
>"Heeeeeeeeeeere, Phfatty!"
<"Did you just call my cat fat?"
>"No, fat with a phf."
<"Oh. Her name's Milo."
>"I don't care. Now it's Phfatness."
<"Mkay. Heeeeeeeere Phfattyphfattyphfattyyyyy!"
See fat, phat, phfat, milo, meow