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When your girlfriend's cat, during the course of its normal nighttime patrol, hops in bed with you and wakes you up. Usually just ..
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Really ugly girls, usually fat, with bad ugly tattoos.
Did you see those Hawaiian grown girls? She looks like a turd in a tube top!
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The act of carrying a condom for unexpected sexual intercourse in the near future.
Elliott: "You be taking protection tonight?&quo..