What is Phi Mu Alpha?
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Phi Mu Alpha is a fraternity dedicted to men who strive to advance the cause of Music in America. It was founded at the New England Conservatory of Music in 1898. These are genuinly caring guys who try to share there passion for music. Also threw some of the best parties on Campus.
Famous Sinfonians(Phi Mu Alphas): Aaron Copland, Duke Ellington, Andy Griffith, Luciano Pavoratti, Ruban Studdard, and the band Chicago
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One of the most respectable Fraternities on any campus. Dedicated to spreading music and upholding high moral standards the brothers of Phi Mu Alpha are the most chivalrous group of men you will encounter. Oh yeah, and they will drink you under the table.
girl 1: That guy looks really nice, and hot
girl 2: Yeah, he's in Phi Mu Alpha
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A badass group of dudes who get mad pussy for being the best musicians in the business. Founded in 1898 by our father, Ossian Everett Mills at the New England Conservatory in Boston, MA. The most badass of all chapters is Gamma Rho at Northwestern State University in Natchitoches, LA. We average about 50 members and are in Province 14, the Louisiana's Mafia and Hellraisers Assoc. We have IM football and basketball teams and eat crawfish and drink beer. That about sums us up besides the whole being the best musicians anywhere.
John Petrucci of Dream Theatre-Phi Mu Alpha
Gene Simmons of Kiss-Phi Mu Alpha
Matt Darby-Phi Mu Alpha
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An unparalled assortment of muscianly men held by a moral code surpassing that of any other greek organization. You know that when you are with a sinfonian you are with a gentleman and a man of strong moral fiber. There is a higher calling and Phi Mu Alpha has answered it.
Person 1: Hey i heard that Phi Mu Alpha was for gays!
Sinfonian: If you consider not drugging girls' drinks and treating people with respect gay then perhaps you should go pledge any other greek house.
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A once highly respected music fraternity that redefined professional standards. Now Phi Mu Alpha is a group of degenerates who go around disrespecting women. By using the word "splay" and making consistently vulgar references to vaginas, Phi Mu Alpha has again redefined itself as another classless, moral deprived fraternity.
"Hey it's splay week for Phi Mu Alpha , lets go to conference and fuck some dumb bitches!"
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Bunch of band geeks who think they're a real fraternity, but really just get together and suck each other's dicks.
Person 1: Are you going to the Phi Mu Alpha party at the Ravine?
Person 2: Fuck no, I'd rather eat a bag full of asses than go near those fags.
