What is Phil Mickelson?
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1. Not the best golfer in the world. For starters he's left handed. He also chokes like he's sucking a large dick.
2. Refers to the action of winning only one major and writing a fucking book about it.
3. Getting your jimmy waxed seven days straight.
1. Phil Mickelson sucks.
2. Phil Mickelson sucks.
3. Man, I wish i had a Phil Mickelson.
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the best golfer in the world
Tiger Woods is not a phil mickelson
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