Phil Mickelson

What is Phil Mickelson?


1.

1. Not the best golfer in the world. For starters he's left handed. He also chokes like he's sucking a large dick.

2. Refers to the action of winning only one major and writing a fucking book about it.

3. Getting your jimmy waxed seven days straight.

1. Phil Mickelson sucks.

2. Phil Mickelson sucks.

3. Man, I wish i had a Phil Mickelson.

See bob

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the best golfer in the world

Tiger Woods is not a phil mickelson


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