Phil Sampson

What is Phil Sampson?

Oldish man, rides a bike to school with a flashy reflector on it. Makes fun of everyone, gets made fun of. Needs a haircut.

"Did you see Sampson riding his bike to school this morning?"

"No, but I saw some weirdo with a flashy reflector, he really needed a haircut too."

Keg Bitch

1. A person, usually a guy, at a party who stands near or hovers over the keg the whole night offering or filling up cups of beer. This is ..

Mazter

1. A male who ejaculates onto the matress after intercourse/self-tercourse. He maztered all over the top of the matress..

Gooch Football

1. Clearing or hoofing the ball upfield and then chasing it down. The epitome of English Football and about as far as you can get from Tota..

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