Phil Sampson

What is Phil Sampson?

Oldish man, rides a bike to school with a flashy reflector on it. Makes fun of everyone, gets made fun of. Needs a haircut.

"Did you see Sampson riding his bike to school this morning?"

"No, but I saw some weirdo with a flashy reflector, he really needed a haircut too."

The Fly

1. separating your nads with your boxers, creating an effect that, well, looks like a fly. Then you chase any unsuspecting friends/family/c..

Jango'ed

1. To be beaten (or killed) in a manner not befitting your awesomeness, often by a person you were not even fighting at that time. Jango F..

Datemaster

1. An object such as a club or brick used to get a girl in the mood for romance. The Datemaster 9000 is an aluminum bat with an optional f..

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