What is Philadelphia Cream Cheese?
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1. This is the art of jerking off onto a piece of toast, spreading it around, then using philly cream cream cheese on top of it to disguise the jism. Great for giving to the bitch or bastard you cant stand.
The bitch was pissing me off so i gave her the philadelphia cream cheese for breakfast and she loved it. She said it had a familiar taste.
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