Philandrium Edit Meaning

1. A superb idiot. Or used to describe someone that's just done something really stupid. "You wanna go to Queezno's?" ..

1. A tree that grows carrots; bends all the laws of vegetables as we know them. When you stab the tree trunk, ranch dressing comes pouring ..

1. (n) The act of taking a short nap immediately after consuming some caffeine so that you are more invigorated when you awake. This works ..