Philanthropist

What is Philanthropist?


1.

Person who has nothing better to do with his/her money so he/she figures that it would be more useful for his/her reputation to give it away to society all the while making it seem as if he/she is unintentionally a good person.

Rich-ass bitch: hmm im rich what should I do? I already have a mansion with 23555 rooms and 6 pools and 345 cars. And my garbage disposal broke from all the money i tried to get rid of, what should i do with it now? Oh i know! I know! I'll pretend to be a good person and give it away! Hmm isnt it called being a philanthropist? (looks at himself in miror) what would the world do without me?

See rich, bitch, waste, stupid

2.

A term that describes phony corporate philanthropists, particularly Bill Gates, who is closely linked with pResident George W. Bush.

So how much money will Bill Gates invest in his own investment firm before people realize he's actually a pHilanthropist?

See bill gates, microsoft

3.

A guy who gives money to other guys in hope of possibly screwing their girlfriend in the near future

That dude, he's a total philanthropist.

or

That dude gave me $2,000 dollars so now I don't go to work anymore. He's a total philanthropist.


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