Phildong

What is Phildong?

a frozen car door, specifically one that has been dented due to a severe tourettes outbreak

Evan: hey bri, can you grab my ham and provolone picnic basket? it's riding shotgun.

Brian: shit, i would, but we got 4 mf phildongs up in that bitch.

Evan: i'm really disappointed to hear that.

See phil, dong, frozen, lunchmeat

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