Philipino Cut

What is Philipino Cut?


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When you offer your friend a chinese cut, he gets horribly offended, you look stupid in front of your friends, and you feel like a complete douchebag. Your friend has to be Philipino for this to be the case.

The Philipino Cut:

"Hey guys"

"Hey"

"Let me jump in line here"

"Okay - Chinese cut me"

"I'm not Chinese!"

"I didn't say you were Chinese - it's called a Chinese cut - don't you remember it, say, from grade school?"

"You racist!"

See cut, chinese cut, philipino, philipino cut, racist, awkward


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