What is Phillip Zaidi?
1.
Kick's your ass, as if there was no tomorrow. He will rip every Sandnigger's spine that gets in his way.
Phillip Zaidi dosen't fucking mess around.
Phillip Zaidi will own you @ any FPS around.
Phillip Zaidi Loves getting high.
Phillip Zaidi is Technoviking's father.
Phillip Zaidi get's all the wimminz.
Okay last one was probably over the line..
Phillip Zaidi dosen't like newfags.
Phillip Zaidi moves the tectonic plates,
When he screams...
Phillip Zaidi is the character you unlock at the end of the Chuck Norris 9000 Video Game that was never released for the NES.
Phillip Zaidi is a Metal Head.
There is a lot to say about Phillip Zaidi.
Phillip Zaidi is your everyday normal guy that takes the city bus.
Phillip Zaidi eats Jack Bauer for breakfeast, Mr.T for Lunch & Bruce Lee's bones for DINNER!.
Phillip Zaidi dosen't watch porn.
Porn Watches him fap.
Phillip Zaidi is a MLG @ FPS's.
Phillip Zaidi is a stoner.
Phillip Zaidi's fave number is 420.
Phillip Zaidi.
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Phillip Zaidi does.
If you read this you are technically Phillip Zaidi's Son/Daughter.
Why?
Simple.
Phillip Zaidi is the Hidden maker of the universe.
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It's a Bird!
It's a Plane!?
NO!
IT'S MOTHERFUCKING PHILLIP ZAIDI!
OH SHI-!!!!!!!!111!!111!1.
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