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A slap across the face using an erect penis.
Cindy was just about to blow me when I gave her a vertical slap.
See mushroom bruise, har..
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When something so unbelievable happens to you on April Fool's Day that no one you tell will believe you.
person 1: Oh my god, I ju..
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(v.) the act of no longer crushing on someone
I used to have a crush on Adam, but I crush dumped him when I found out he jerked off on ..