What is Philly Mike?
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Someone who talks really slow and shakes your hand all the time and is from Philadelphia. They are normally extremely hairy and talk with a terrible Italian accent. Moist hands. Goes to gino's. Lose's coffepot on occasion.
Man, that philly mike just shook my hand with his/her hairy moist hand.
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Random Words:
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put together the words limpy and hard, and you get limpy-hard. Common variation "the limpy hardon"
I was going to fuck Steph..
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When you shove crystal meth up your asshole and then have some dude fuck you in the ass.
example more like fagzample roflmamaoa..