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When A man shoves his ass in his lovers face, and takes a shit.(only works with diarrhea) The blast acts like a shotgun, spewing feces o..
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A woman's unecessary,dramatic reaction
Ma,you're OVARYACTING,the computer WON'T blow up if I keep downloading music!
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The lie your parents told you when your dog died.
Kid: Hey Dad where's the dog at?
Dad: Oh, he went to live on a farm.
Kid: Kewl..