What is Philoma?
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A well known seductress of Taiwanese origin, known for her willingness to try new things. Among many, many, other things, Philoma is known to have a liking for weeping Russian Dragon Tears, wearing the Taiwanese Space Helmet, receiving the Armenian Noodle Drip, riding the good 'ol Singapore Subway, walking down the Chicago Concrete Jungle, and partaking in a Japanese Devil Dog. The worst thing about it all is Philoma is not a fan of condoms, she prefers to go to the Oakland Soup Kitchen.
I can't use the bathroom, I forgot how to after being with Philoma for so long.
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