What is Philosopussy?
1.
A system of values and beliefs advocating that man's primary purpose in life should be getting laid as frequently as possible.
Leo: How is it that you stay so happy without being in a relationship with the Lord Jesus Christ?
Ed: I make all my decisions based on a strict philosopussy; and believe me, the Holy Ghost hasn't got shit on great
poontang .
Leo: Damn, I think you just converted me.
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