Philosopussy

What is Philosopussy?

A system of values and beliefs advocating that man's primary purpose in life should be getting laid as frequently as possible.

Leo: How is it that you stay so happy without being in a relationship with the Lord Jesus Christ?

Ed: I make all my decisions based on a strict philosopussy; and believe me, the Holy Ghost hasn't got shit on great poontang.

Leo: Damn, I think you just converted me.

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