Philpert

What is Philpert?


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A silly rantan who can't climb trees yet. Philperts are often only three (years old). A philpert often hails from the village 'Tipping Philpert', in the Cotswalds.

I is being a silly Philpert

See divit, silly, orangutan, badger, philip


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