Phistophelian Edit Meaning

1. Generally contemptible person. Alias of fuckoff, and more intense variant of bollocksoneer. Tom DeLay - Damn, what a fucksoneer. See f..

1. verb, transitive. To masturbate. Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night? Mr Y: Not really, I..

1. The form of taking a crap and measuring its size using only your index finger. "My crap is three fingers long!"..