Phlearghck Edit Meaning

1. An attempted shit where one makes loud intense farts, but no actual crap comes out. I wish I could deuce, but all I've been doing ..

1. v. Masturbation. Now self-destruction... Self-improvement is masturbation... Now self-destruction... See Dip..

1. n. A mixture of two terms, including "piece of cake" and "cup of tea". This phrase expresses the ease of an action..