Phobosmirror

What is Phobosmirror?


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phobosmirror Noun

1. An alternative to dipshit

2. A follicly challenged mute

3. A confirmed bachelor who, though middle-aged, lives with his mother and prefers potatoes to all other food groups.

4. Someone who considers tazers an acceptable form of foreplay.

5. Someone rather miserly who believes that $2.99 at Walmart is a rip-off.

As the Phobosmirror trawled the singles lounge in hopes of new prey, he heard his mother yell that dinner was ready.

See insult, baldie, verbose, Kahlia


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