What is Phobosmirror?
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phobosmirror Noun
1. An alternative to dipshit
2. A follicly challenged mute
3. A confirmed bachelor who, though middle-aged, lives with his mother and prefers potatoes to all other food groups.
4. Someone who considers tazers an acceptable form of foreplay.
5. Someone rather miserly who believes that $2.99 at Walmart is a rip-off.
As the Phobosmirror trawled the singles lounge in hopes of new prey, he heard his mother yell that dinner was ready.
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someone who doesnt use their spacebar, or if their spacebar is broken. and they talk with no spaces between their words.
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skeet covered hands that give the "webbed finger" effect
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The fear of giving oral sex to a man or fear of choking on elongated objects.
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