What is Phoenix Zoo?
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Huge fucking city in Arizona. There are shit loads of illegal immigrants. It's unbearably hot 8 months out of the year.
Instead of building up like LA or NY, Phoenix has been built out. There are cacti everywhere, and it's hella dry.
Phoenix reportedly has a shitload of crime, though I have never seen any of it.
Arizona State University is there. There are parties every night and the girls are insanely hot and stupid.
Don't ever come to Phoenix.
Guy 1: Yo, you ever been to the Phoenix Zoo?
Guy 2: Yeah, that place is hot as fuck.
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