Phoenix Zoo

What is Phoenix Zoo?

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Huge fucking city in Arizona. There are shit loads of illegal immigrants. It's unbearably hot 8 months out of the year.

Instead of building up like LA or NY, Phoenix has been built out. There are cacti everywhere, and it's hella dry.

Phoenix reportedly has a shitload of crime, though I have never seen any of it.

Arizona State University is there. There are parties every night and the girls are insanely hot and stupid.

Don't ever come to Phoenix.

Guy 1: Yo, you ever been to the Phoenix Zoo?

Guy 2: Yeah, that place is hot as fuck.

See phoenix, p-town, 602, the valley

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