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Response to a completly obvious, and unnecessary question.
Said to person in work setting and in uniform... "Excuse me...do you wo..
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Jerking off wildly with a tubesock (preferably with the stripes at the top) on your wiener.
I gave myself the one handed muppet strangl..
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when your friends tell you that they saw a super hot guy/girl, when i reality they're not that hot.
lukas is not that hot. i talke..