Phone Affair

What is Phone Affair?

when a person you are good friends with is talking to your girlfriend/boyfriend more then you do. this usually happens without your knowledge

dude, did you hear? Laura and Randy were having a phone affair when he was going out with Ellen

wow! what a douche bag

See affair, phone, slut, bitch, skank

Qb Sneak

1. When playing Fart Football, you let a silent but deadly fart(SBD). Dude wtf is that smell? qb sneak,and im going for 2. See fart, foot..

Hocified

1. shit faced drunk. Like major binge drinkage has gone on Jim didn't even remember getting hocified after his girl dumped him, you b..

Constimplating

1. The act of thought processing while constipated and using the toilet. Guy 1: Hold on man, Ill be right back, i gotta let out a big one ..

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