What is Phone Bondage?
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Phone bondage is a somewhat uncomfortable situation when two people are talking on the phone and one person keeps talking, preventing the other from hanging up. Somewhat tolerable for the person who wants to hang up, but also somewhat unpleasant because they want to hang up--similar to some of the effects of bondage.
"Ahh man, we've been talking on the phone for 5 hours straight, I need some sleep."
(other person continues conversation and ignores the comment)
"Agh, this is seriously unfair phone bondage..."
(other person continues conversation to first person's expense)
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Verb.
To penetrate someone with a penis, typically your own.
I'm going to call up that hooker, on craigslist, and penistrate her ..
