Phone Bondage

What is Phone Bondage?


1.

Phone bondage is a somewhat uncomfortable situation when two people are talking on the phone and one person keeps talking, preventing the other from hanging up. Somewhat tolerable for the person who wants to hang up, but also somewhat unpleasant because they want to hang up--similar to some of the effects of bondage.

"Ahh man, we've been talking on the phone for 5 hours straight, I need some sleep."

(other person continues conversation and ignores the comment)

"Agh, this is seriously unfair phone bondage..."

(other person continues conversation to first person's expense)

See phone, bondage, uncomfortable, telephone, annoying


8

Random Words:

1. A woman paired up with a man (or visa versa) that is clearly more attractive than her counterpart. These mismatched pairs typically do n..
1. A big sack of skin hanging from your chin. It resembles a turkey That fat irish guy has a huge jowel flopping around, doesn't he?..
1. When something scares the shit out of you but you are too much off a gay church-going cunt to say something more blasphemas. The fuckin..