What is Phone Check?
1.
Where one stabs another with a sharp object (shank). Attacks often centered around obliques (lower front and back sides). Called this because supposedly people watching out for this type of attack would duct tape phonebooks around their abdomen.
Person: "So it was a failed rape?"
Witness: "Hell yea, Mrs. Johnson's 9 year old son came outta nowhere and phone checked his ass with a pencil."
2.
1)Noun-Person who holds all cellular phones at a party to prevent their destruction by way of water, etc.
2)Verb- The act of reading ones phone to check if you have received a message.
1) Moe is on phone check duty while I go swim with my clothes on.
2) I have to phone check, hold up foo'.
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When you stick a big veiny bastard into a country crock tub of butter proceeding to get a crazy hand job while smearing excessive amount..
