Phone Cramps

What is Phone Cramps?


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whenever you swear you got a text or you swear you felt the pocket where your phone was vibrate or beep or something. your not crazy guys. it's just phone cramps.

g1: "man if i get one more text im gonna kill myself!"

-vibrate-

g1: "that's it!"

-kills herself-

g2: -checks g1's phone-

"she didn't get a text...it was just phone cramps!"

See phone, cramp, vibrate, beep, uh...


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