What is Phone Fart?
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A phone fart is when you (or the person on the other line) accidentally hits one of the number keys on his/her phone, resulting in a jarring high pitched noise that assaults the ears of both parties.
I hung up on Ben after he phone farted like five times. My ears are ringing!!!
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