Phone Fear

What is Phone Fear?

A temporary moment of apprehension, anxiety or shyness that prevents someone from making a routine phone call.

A: "(casually) Could you call the restaurant?"

A: "(hesitantly) Erm... no: you call"

B: "(amused) What's the matter, got phone fear?"

A: "(angrily) No. I just don't feel like talking to them... (frustratedly) Yes okay, I have phone fear -- now *you* call... (sheepishly) please."

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