What is Phone Five?
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Slapping a cell phone as though giving a high five, usually preceded by yelling "PHONE FIVE!" and used primarily when excited.
Barney: Ted, tonight we're gonna go out, we're gonne meet some ladies, it's gonna be legendary. Phone five!
(Barney does a high five with his cellphone.)
Ted's Voiceover: I had no idea why I hung out with Barney.
Barney: You didn't phone-five, did you? I know when you don't phone five, Ted!
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verb. To blow something off, fuck it off, to intentionally not do something important.
"Do the job, don't cock it off."
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1. Big dangling balls
His jangle junk makes his cock look small.
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