What is Phone Herpes?
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What happens when you somehow smash the screen of your cellphone and the pixels get all fucked up in a certain area. Pretty soon the fucked-up pixels spread to the entire screen; kinda like herpes.
My friend's little brother left his cell phone in the back pocket of his skinny jeans and sat on it. It now has Phone Herpes.
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