Phone Herpes

What is Phone Herpes?

1.

What happens when you somehow smash the screen of your cellphone and the pixels get all fucked up in a certain area. Pretty soon the fucked-up pixels spread to the entire screen; kinda like herpes.

My friend's little brother left his cell phone in the back pocket of his skinny jeans and sat on it. It now has Phone Herpes.

See cell, screen, pixel, smash, scratch

35

Random Words:

Elzo

1. The nickname for a man of the name Elliot, meaning a sexy, God-like person. 1. "Omg Elliot is sooooo sexy and God-like! He must be..

V-machine

1. slang for vibrater; used by girls to have orgasms The only two ways girls have orgasms are through sex or a V-machine...

Turkey Neck Tug

1. when one sticks his penis in the fat region of another males neck until he ejaculates on his neck "Dude, my dick is so raw after f..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free