Phone Herpes

What is Phone Herpes?

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What happens when you somehow smash the screen of your cellphone and the pixels get all fucked up in a certain area. Pretty soon the fucked-up pixels spread to the entire screen; kinda like herpes.

My friend's little brother left his cell phone in the back pocket of his skinny jeans and sat on it. It now has Phone Herpes.

See cell, screen, pixel, smash, scratch

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