What is Phone Job?
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The act of pleasuring ones self by taking 2 phones (cordless or not doesnt matter) and putting them on either side of the your penis and then masterbating with the phones. The experience can sometimes be better if someone is talking on the phone during this act.
Dude, my mom called me last night and while she was talking i gave my self a phone job. Best one ever.
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