Phone Masterbator

What is Phone Masterbator?

A sex freak who leaves a voice mail message about having sex while masterbating.

I can't believe that guy did that to you. Isn't there a phone masterbator law?

See phone, masterbating, sex, freak

Lawlwut

1. A corruption of lol into lawl, and what into wut. Then they get sticked together. Reid: I just ate a baby! Mike: Lawlwut?! See lawl, ..

Organic Steamer

1. when someone defecates on a hairy pussy. River says, "I met this great guy at Burning Man. He took me back to my tent and gave me ..

Ulshed

1. Getting played by the same dumb whore over and over. Hey Matt, Aaron is going to Vegas with Jenn again! Damn Mike, he's gettin&apo..

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