What is Phone Slinky?
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The unfortunate and careless action of one's cell phone dropping to a hard-surfaced floor, often being hit and sustaining further damage by other hard surfaces on its way down.
"My screen is cracked, the number 6 button is stuck, and the back is Scotch-taped closed from playing phone slinky with my cell one too many times"
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The act of giving a senior citizen a swift kick to the groin.
Billy: "Old Man McGreggor almost caught me running through his petun..
