What is Phone Stoned?
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talking or texting on a cell phone whilst driving and, oblivious to the speed limit, driving at least 5-10 mph under the posted speed limit.
getting behind someone going 20 mph in a 30 mph zone and thinking that they're either stoned or old. Only to pull up beside them at a stoplight and seeing a teen-age girl (usually) busy tapping away on a glowing cell phone. She's driving so slow she must be phone stoned.
Random Words:
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To commit an egregious yet ultimately benign party foul.
"Did you guys see Morgan pour beer on himself when he forgot he was holdi..
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the act of being collinized.
Holy Tits! Collinization: Engage!
She's about to be Collinized.
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