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1. the act of anal sex with an ex-girlfriend and after the sex you come on her back I was drunk at a party and i hooked up with my ex and ..

1. a dude that likes to sleep a lot and has a really hard hockey slap shot grizztank kicked ass in todays hockey game then got home and we..

1. A posh, yet mostly unused word for taking the piss. Woah!Dude! I'm just extracting the urine!!..