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1. 1. A woman purchases a live lobster. 2. She inserts the tail into her vagina. 3. She burns the lobster's face (for maximum cla..

1. Blurting out pure lies in quick succession. One may be a Phillay for a moment or for life. Derived from Phill Carroll A famous liar. ..