What is Phone-alingus?
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The act of ultra-oral stimulation during phone sex. When one person becomes so excited by the drrty words being told, they proceed to lick the receiver enthusiastically, while the other person moans realistically and (optional!) holds the phone to different areas of the body.
"Jennie sounded so hott over the phone, I couldn't help myself. I admit it, I gave her phone-alingus. My mom uses that phone..."
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ok now... dis is the time matt hazan is feeling da need to eat eggs.. or do laundry
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being unwillfully placed into a stereotypical role, placed in a bad position, or in a predicament with no clear means of escape.
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when you release a vaginal fart in a rubber glove, and afterwards suck it out.
My queef glove tasted like one of leslies queef nuggets
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