Phone-boner

What is Phone-boner?


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1. The figurative erection that one gets when they see a new model of cell-phone that they want. This is usually accompanied feelings of pseudo-sexual arousal.

2. The literal 'bulge' that one gets in ones pants from carrying a cell phone in the front pocket of ones jeans. It was more prevalent 5 to 10 years ago because of the large heavy cell phones of the time.

1. Suzanne: "Oh my god that phone is sooo fucking hot.. I want it so bad!...

Mike: "Oh my fucking god, check out the phone boner on that bitch!"

2: Suzanne " Ok, see you later guys...(puts cell phone in front pocket)"

Mike: "Oh my fucking god, check out the phone-boner on that bitch!"

See phone, erection, cock, boner, sex, aroused, cell, mobile


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