What is Phone-keys-wallet?
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the quick mental checklist that all men go through before they go anywhere. very useful when high or intoxicated. the order of the 3 items may change from man to man.
Guy 1: hey man you wanna go get some KFC?
Guy 2: yeah...hang on.... phone-keys-wallet,......alright lets go
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The art of clogging or violating unsuspecting public or private toilets.
ie. Clogging a restroom toilet with its entire TP roll. Then ..
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To mouth-fuck a butter sculpture. Best performed after creating a bore-hole using a hot cob of corn.
I broke into the dairy building a..
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An awful pizza with an even worse atmosphere for Italian cuisine. Also a sexual term that means bukkake.
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