Phone-keys-wallet

What is Phone-keys-wallet?


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the quick mental checklist that all men go through before they go anywhere. very useful when high or intoxicated. the order of the 3 items may change from man to man.

Guy 1: hey man you wanna go get some KFC?

Guy 2: yeah...hang on.... phone-keys-wallet,......alright lets go

See phone, keys, wallet, stuff


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