What is Phone-keys-wallet?
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the quick mental checklist that all men go through before they go anywhere. very useful when high or intoxicated. the order of the 3 items may change from man to man.
Guy 1: hey man you wanna go get some KFC?
Guy 2: yeah...hang on.... phone-keys-wallet,......alright lets go
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First take a dump and freeze it. The next time your having sex with a really drunk girl go get the frozen turd and use that on her
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