Phoneophobe

What is Phoneophobe?


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a person who is afraid to use a phone.

example of a phoneophobe: i can't call him. no no no. if i do, i'll ask if he's there, and what if it's him? he'll think i'm so stupid that i can't identify his voice! i just can't have that! and what if he's not there? what will i say? i'll just end up sounding desperate! goddammit this sucks!

See phone, phobia, paranoia, strange


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