What is Phoner?
1.
Portmanteau of the words
The distinct bulge that occurs when one wears pants that are too tight, and attempts to store their phone in the pocket of said jeans. Resembles the bulge generated by an erect or semi-erect penis.
"Did you see the phoner Hilary was rocking this afternoon? She looked like Ron Jeremy in emo jeans. "
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2.
A Phoner is a mistaken boner in your friends pants, which is actually a cell phone that has fallen too far into a front pants pocket( Right or Left) of your friend.
" Dude? are you poppin' a stiffy HERE?"
" Dude, relax, its just a phoner"
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3.
phoner, a word describing the look of your cellular phone bulging out of your pocket to look like and erection or boner....
Bro 1:.... "Bro i think i'm hitting you with my phoner..."
Bro 2:"your phone is right there bro....'
moment of ackward silence....
Bro 1:"wait its just my ipod.... LOLS"
4.
When a phone, typically a cellular phone, is in a mans front pocket near his penis and a woman sees it and mistakes it for a boner.
"Wow your boner is huge", "no its just my phoner."
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5.
When a "techy" gets a hard on by viewing of a new cellular device coming into ones marketplace.
"Whoa did you see that new Sony Ericsson? That thing gives me a phoner just thinking about it!!"
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6.
A bulge in one's pants coming from the pocket region caused by a large cellular phone or very tight pants.
Please tell me that's only a phoner.
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7.
When your phone lodges in your breeches at an awkward or uncomfortable angle, causing a suspicious bulge in the crotchal region. It does not necessarily mean your pants are too tight (a common misconception),and can usually be explained away or even pointed out for a laugh.
Tod: umm... hey, buddy, look south.
Me: Jesus! Dude, i swear it's just a phoner.
or....
"Hey, Everybody, CHECK OUT MY PHONER!"
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