Phoneturbator

What is Phoneturbator?

1.

Those who get off playing with their cell phone or PDA in public. Rather than interact socially, they regularly excite themselves by fondling the free apps they can download to their iPhone.

Mitch: What's Lance doing at the end of the table?

Uncle Tony: Didn't you know? Lance is a phoneturbator. He has his guilty pleasures when it comes to free iPhone apps. Ever since yesterday he's become comfortable with who he is and phoneturbates whenever he gets a chance.

See masturbator, ipwned, iphone, cell phone, app whore
14

Random Words:

Iceburged
1. When a lady puts her freezing hands (due to exposure to ice cubes or a general freezing temperature) on a mans junk in order to "ic..
Read more
Hobophobic
1. One who is frightened of a severe change in fortune, romance, and lifestyle due to the negative energy transfer that results when making..
Read more
Yobbeaux
1. Pretentious and aspirational surburban dwellers, particularly in Australia. Related to the word yobbo. The character, "Sir Les Patt..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free