Phoneturbator

What is Phoneturbator?


1.

Those who get off playing with their cell phone or PDA in public. Rather than interact socially, they regularly excite themselves by fondling the free apps they can download to their iPhone.

Mitch: What's Lance doing at the end of the table?

Uncle Tony: Didn't you know? Lance is a phoneturbator. He has his guilty pleasures when it comes to free iPhone apps. Ever since yesterday he's become comfortable with who he is and phoneturbates whenever he gets a chance.

See masturbator, ipwned, iphone, cell phone, app whore


14

Random Words:

1. to be in a situation of great misfortune Gabe: "I got AIDS man..." Jake: "...you have been ZAPPED!" 2. tired, ex..
1. A phrase complete retards use to describe people that are smarter, brighter, superior well even ferrets are smarter, brighter, superior ..
1. 1. A cute way to say it would be nice to kiss you because I want too. 2. It would be nice to sleep (not as in sex) with you becasue I ..