Phonf Edit Meaning

1. A southernly located petrolhead excited by all things on two wheels. Unfortunately most of the time located behind a computer because th..

1. A suburb of west London in the London Borough of Hillingdon. Attractions include the Ruislip Lido and Ruilsip Woods. Bordered to the nor..

1. Putting your bare ass on a friend's face while they are sleeping. A hairy ass is preferable and farting is optional. Dude... watc..